Im surprised that nobody has posted any jokes regarding this scandal yet.
For anybody overseas, or living in a cave, this woman Heidi ran a brothel that catered to Hollywoods biggest stars, movie executives, and (allegedly) professional sports players.
She got caught, and the whole affair has Hollywood buzzing. There are rumors that the judge is going [...]
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How many blonde jokes are there?
Just one.The others are true.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each others values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each others company.
After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage. She appears hesitant and [...]
The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the
net many years ago (when it used to be called net.jokes, if you can
remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I dont have the original
source anymore. Note the date sent and the prices quoted.
Atlanta, Georgia
September 13, 1970
Director
Billing Department
Shell Oil [...]
Back in the early twenties, organ grinders used to go into bars with their pet monkeys and entertain the customers for tips. This particular grinder walks into a bar with his pet monkey and states that he can play any tune that they want to hear. With that, he perches the monkey on the end [...]
Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal.
Your wife makes a delicious roast, The chief said.
Thanks, his friend said. Im gonna miss her.
There are more jokes like this at http://www.dirtylaughs.com
1. Lawyers dont think theyre funny.2. The rest of us dont think theyre jokes!
You got your tater gun hangin over your couch in your living room as a conversation piece.
Youve ever entered yourself in a Howdy Doody Look-alike Contest.
Your lips move while reading a stop sign.
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms [...]
New Family - Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Ad (Long Version)
