20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. Youve got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Neds trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier aint so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower [...]
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..
Youre just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I have the body of a god……..Buddha.
This would be really funny if it werent happening to me.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
The face is familiar but i cant quite remember my name.
Illiterate? Write for help.
Honk if anything falls off.
He who hesitates [...]
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness? He got the following reply.
Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter [...]
The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on my back bumper and Im glad I did.
What an uplifting experience followed. That bumper sticker really worked!!
I found lots of people who loved Jesus.
I [...]
During the Great Depression, two Jewish guys are walking down the street when they happen by a Baptist Church. They see a big sign posted that says, join our church and you get fifty dollars.
One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says, Murray, whats [...]
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While hes in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that youve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he [...]
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.
The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his [...]
A father said, Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, the more you get!
So, [...]
There were two good friends (roommates, actually) at a University. One of them was a Chinese and the other was a Jew.
One day they went drinking and had a little too much. Upon staggering back home, they got into some stupid mindless argument. One thing led to another and suddenly the Jewish guy was pummeling [...]
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called Gilligans Island. There is, however, a dark secret about this comedy you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of Hell.
Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the [...]