Lawyers Brains
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and its inoperable - in fact, its so large, they have to do a brain transplant.
His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - theres a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, This is a rip-off how come the lawyer brains are so expensive?
The doctor replies, Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?
