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Yo mama has green hair and thinks shes a tree.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks shes a tree.
yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, Fly! Fly!!
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.
yo mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mamam like a brick flat, dirty, and always gets laid by mexicans.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.