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Yo mama has

Yo mama has green hair and thinks shes a tree.

Yo mommas SO fat….

yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!

Yo mamas So Stupid…Penguin

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, Fly! Fly!!

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama is so poor

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.

yo mama

yo mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama like a brick

Yo mamam like a brick flat, dirty, and always gets laid by mexicans.

Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.