Archive for the "Yo Mama" Category

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Yo mama is so nasty

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama is so poor

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other peoples fingers!

Yo mama and Michael

Yo mama so ugly, she has to stand beside Michael Jackson just to look normal.

Yo mama is so fat

Yo moma amd dady so fat in high school the teacher told them to take 3 seats because of they fatness they so fat they set next to everybody.

Your mother

Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!

Yo mama has

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mommas SO fat….

yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!

Old Mama

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Poor and dumb

Yo mama so poor ,when i rang the doorbell at yo house,she stuck her bald, over wrinkeled face out the the window and saidding dong.

Miscellaneous yo mama joke

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.