You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, I dont understand any of this. Ive been to every lecture all semester long! Whats the deal? And who are you? Wheres the regular guy?
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, Im so sure you can hear me thinking. Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
Top 15 Signs That Youve Had Too Much Of the 90s
15. You try to enter your password on the microwave
14. You havent played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
13. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
12. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back Whats for dinner?
11. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
10. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you havent spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
9. Your daughter just bought on CD, all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised.
8. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
7. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid.
6. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
5. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of you car.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with your family is that they do not have e-mail address.
3. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
2. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
And the Number 1 sign that your had too much of the 90s….
1. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is Huntin.
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a critter.
Top Ten Legal Phrases That Sound Dirtier Than They Really Are:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, lets do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isnt:
1. Think you can get me off?
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