Argument
A discussion that occurs when youre right, but he just hasnt
realized it yet.
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Cat
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Incest
The game the whole family can play.
Hardware Store
Similar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isnt coming out
anytime soon.
Claustrophobic
Someone who is afraid of Santa Claus.
Duplicating
Duplicating film.
Freudian Slip
A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say Please pass the salt, but it comes
out as You damn bitch, youve ruined my life.
Competent:
Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
Conscientious and careful: Scared.
Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.
Arch Criminal
One who robs shoe stores.
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too