A
A natural instinct of the human mind; when A sees B in
distress, his conscience always urges him to entreat C to help him.
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Preheat
To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time
before cooking a dish.
Allows for the fingers to be
burned when placing the food into the oven, as well as when taking
the food
out.
Cat
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
A
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Internet -
Internet – Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac – Big Bobs favorite fast food.
Dictionary of
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.
COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.
Something
Something you cannot use, at a price you cannot resist.
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
Its
Its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and its like, a serious bummer.
Eclipse e-klips:
Eclipse e-klips: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper i-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes hee-rhos: What a guy in a boat does.