A
A natural instinct of the human mind; when A sees B in
distress, his conscience always urges him to entreat C to help him.
A natural instinct of the human mind; when A sees B in
distress, his conscience always urges him to entreat C to help him.
To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time
before cooking a dish.
Allows for the fingers to be
burned when placing the food into the oven, as well as when taking
the food
out.
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Internet – Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac – Big Bobs favorite fast food.
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.
COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.
Something you cannot use, at a price you cannot resist.
Do Expect Cuts
Its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and its like, a serious bummer.
Eclipse e-klips: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper i-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes hee-rhos: What a guy in a boat does.