DALE AND PINK FLOYD
WHAT DO DALE EARNHARDT AND PINK FLOYD HAVE IN COMMON
THEIR BIGGEST HIT WAS THE WALL
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Lesbian vampires
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See you next month!
santa claus
Do you know why Santa Claus does not have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and thats down a chimmey.
Dont Eat the Peanut Butter Sandwich
The 1st guy walks into a hotel and wants a room, but it is haunted the guy is sleeping when he hears,Dont eat the peanut butter sandwich. He runs away. the 2nd guy gets the same room and hears the same thing and runs away. the 3d guy eats the sandwich and hears, I told you once I told you twice I wiped my butt with the peanut butter slice!
keeping an idiot busy
this is how you keep an idiot busy……..
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
(your answer will always be repeat and you will always tell a person to repeat)
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
- To get to KFC !
Witch
Q. What was the witchs favorite subject in grade school?
A. Spelling
WHAT??????
WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?
IT DIED.
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WHY DID THE HOUSE COLLAPSE?
YOUR MOM SAT ON IT.
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
SO DO I…
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WHAT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE?
THE CLOWN FELL IN THE MUD.
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Air balloon
There once were three men who were in an air balloon and the Japanese man said, Lets throw whatever you have in your pockets out of the balloon.
The other two men agreed and the Chinese man goes and throws a penny off of the balloon and sees a girl on the ground crying, so he says, Whats wrong little girl?
The girl says, A penny hit me in the head from the sky.
The Japenese man goes next, and he throws off a quarter and sees a little girl on the ground crying so he goes down and says, Little girl, why are you crying?
She says, A quarter hit me in my head from the sky.
The mexican goes last and he throws off a bomb and sees a little boy laughing really hard. Curious, he goes down to the little boy and asks, Little boy, why are you laughing?, and the lil boy says I farted and my house blew up.
THE END
fly
If a bird can fly, can a fly bird?
