Whos driving?
A black a puertorican and a hispanic are all in a car. Whoss driving?
The cops.
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Hershey Bars
This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was Polly wanna cracker. One day the parrot was sitting on the pirates shoulder and it kept saying Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker.
The pirate said, This is your warning. If you dont shut up, Im goin to flush you.
The parrot said, Polly wanna cracker, Polly wannna cracker.
The pirate said, Thats you being flushed. So the pirate flushes the parrot and the parrot sings Floating down the river on a Hershey Bar.
Teletubbies
What do you call a teletubbie thats just been robbed?
A tubbi cos its telles been nicked
keeping an idiot busy
this is how you keep an idiot busy……..
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
(your answer will always be repeat and you will always tell a person to repeat)
stupid
yo mama so stupid tried to enter a stupid contest and they siad no perfessionals can play
Witch
Q. What was the witchs favorite subject in grade school?
A. Spelling
mcdonalds
Youre so fat that when you went to McDonalds the whole place fell down
your mom a
your mom its so hairy her legs got bangs
brain
Q: why did the blonde cross the road
A: to get a new brain
santa claus
Do you know why Santa Claus does not have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and thats down a chimmey.