These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
140. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
131. Sign your roommate up for various activities (Campus tour guide, blood donor, peer tutoring).
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
169. Leave your room and lock the door. Proceed to bang on the door, screaming, Let me in. Get mad at your roommate for locking you out.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
194. Spend hours in your room on personal hygiene. Spend at least an hour a day clipping your nails, another hour combing your hair, yet another hour washing your face and hands, etc.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
163. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means theres going to be an earthquake soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
174. Constantly slip and fall–on your carpet.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
114. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that Its a jungle out there. Get your roommate to bring you food and water.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
116. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.
Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms–so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week, despite the Chemistry final being on Monday, they decided to go to the Uuniversity of Virginina to party with some friends.
They did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and tiredness, they overslept all day Sunday and didnt make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found professor Bonk after the final and explained to him how they missed the final. They told him they went up to the University of Virgina for the weekend and had planned to come back in time to study, but they had a flat tire on the way back and didnt have a spare. They couldnt fix it for a long time and were late getting back to campus.
Bonk thought this over and agreed that they could take the final the following day. The two guys, elated and relieved, studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Bonk had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet. He told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem which was something simple about molarity and solutions; it was worth 5 points. Cool, they thought, this is going to be an easy final. They then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on it. The question contained only two words: (95 points) Which tire?
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
102. Pile dirty dishes in your roommates bed. Insist that you dont know how they got there.