How do you get a tissue to dance?
- You give it a boogie!
Archive for the "Riddles" Category
Did you hear about the picket theives?
- They took offence.
Why is it dangerous to tell a joke at the North Pole?
You might crack up the ice.
What do you call a female clone?
- A Clunt.
What does a snowman prefer for breakfast?
- Snowflakes.
What fashion trend do priests follow?
Cross dressing.
Why did the Clintons send Chelsie to a private school?
Because in a public school, the secret service would be out gunned.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
- Take him for a drag.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasnt a chicken.