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What do you get when you squeeze a sick ghost?

Why are there fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do get when you cross a refrigerator with a stero?

Cool music.

What kind of car does the periodic table drive?

A Neon.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadnt been invented yet.

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Eveybody can roast beef.

Why did Liberachi play the piano?

Because he sucked on the organ.

What type of car does a Proctologist drive?

A Probe.

Blonde On Either Side

What goes tick tick woof woof?