Archive for the "Riddles" Category
What is Yellow and goes putt putt?
An outboard banana!
Why do cows were bells?
Because their horns dont work.
Did you hear about the Maxwell parachute?
- Good to the last drop!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
- They dont know the words.
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
- It didnt have the guts to do it.
Why do Giraffes have long necks?
- Because they have smelly feet.
Why did the teacher draw a dot on the floor for his students?
- He wanted to illustrate a point.