You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if…
Youre turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
Archive for the "Redneck" Category
telling a woman
Once, a redneck asked me : what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
what?
Nothing - youve already told her TWICE!!!
You might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if…
Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
You might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if…
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Your huntin dawg cost more
Your huntin dawg cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if…
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You think you are an
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the Dirt for Sale sign in the front yard.
Youre still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You dont think Jeffs jokes are funny.
You go to the dentist
You go to the dentist for a Tooth Cleaning.
You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.
Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.
You Might Be A Redneck…Senior Year
You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year!
