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You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.

You might be a redneck if…
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if…
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

You might be a redneck if…
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

You might be a redneck if…
There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

You do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Your wifes job requires her to wear an orange vest.

Youve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

You might be a redneck if…
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if…

Youve totaled every car youve ever owned.

There are more than five McDonalds bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, Ill give you both of em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um… five?"