Wasting time is an important
Wasting time is an important part of life.
Archive for the "One Liners" Category
People who push both elevator
People who push both elevator buttons should get their wish.
Genetics explain why you look
Genetics explain why you look like your father
and if you dont why you should.
If at first you dont
If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Ive never seen a woman
Ive never seen a woman make a fool out of a man without a lot of cooperation.
Cheap hooker
What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant?
One rolls on its back for peanuts and the other one lives in a zoo.
Stupid mistakes are made by
Stupid mistakes are made by others.
We only make unavoidable errors.
Skydiving and scuba are similar,
Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster.
The person who spends all
The person who spends all of today bragging about what he is going to
accomplish tomorrow probably did the very same thing yesterday.
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, mumble.