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		<title>Do you need a silencer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 16:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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<p>Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?</p>
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		<title>If you dont like my</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
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If you dont like my driving, dont call anyone. Just take another road.
Thats why the highway department made so many of them.
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<p>If you dont like my driving, dont call anyone. Just take another road.<br />
Thats why the highway department made so many of them.</p>
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		<title>If youre always right, somethings</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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If youre always right, somethings wrong.
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<p>If youre always right, somethings wrong.</p>
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		<title>The world is divided up</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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The world is divided up into two groups of people. Those who think the
world is divided up into two groups of people and those who do not.
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<p>The world is divided up into two groups of people. Those who think the<br />
world is divided up into two groups of people and those who do not.</p>
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		<title>If athletes get athletes foot,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
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If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
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<p>If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?</p>
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		<title>Push, Pull or Get Outta</title>
		<link>http://hahaios.com/push-pull-or-get-outta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Push, Pull or Get Outta the Way.
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<p>Push, Pull or Get Outta the Way.</p>
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		<title>If youre not part of</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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If youre not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
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<p>If youre not part of the solution, be part of the problem!</p>
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		<title>Press &lt;CTRL&gt;-&lt;ALT&gt;-&lt;DEL&gt; to continue &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Press &#60;CTRL&#62;-&#60;ALT&#62;-&#60;DEL&#62; to continue &#8230;
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<p>Press &lt;CTRL&gt;-&lt;ALT&gt;-&lt;DEL&gt; to continue &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Anything is possible, but nothing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
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<p>Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.</p>
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		<title>Courage is your greatest present</title>
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		<comments>http://hahaios.com/courage-is-your-greatest-present/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hahaios.com/2005/11/28/courage-is-your-greatest-present/</guid>
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Courage is your greatest present need.
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<p>Courage is your greatest present need.</p>
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