You are wasting your time.
You are wasting your time.
Archive for the "One Liners" Category
God didnt create the world
God didnt create the world in seven days; he screwed around for
six days and pulled an all-nighter.
If Webster wrote the first
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
If you took an IQ
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
It would be terrible if
It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No,
wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be
right there.
Your wife – Wrestler
I hear your wifes a good wrestler, but personally I want too see her box.
The careful application of terror
The careful application of terror is also a form of
communication.
Life is what happens to
Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Kilroy was here
Kilroy was here
Paranoids are people, too; they
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. Its easy
to criticize, but if everybody hated you, youd be paranoid too.