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Youre driving me Nucking Futs!

Youre driving me Nucking Futs!

Did you hear that the

Did you hear that the man who invented the Do Not Back Up, Severe Tire Damage
device is now working on a birth control invention?

Where theres a will, I

Where theres a will, I want to be in it!

Time is what keeps everything

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I wanted to go the

I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous
meeting, but they wouldnt tell me
where it was.

If something doesnt absolutely, positively

If something doesnt absolutely, positively have to be there tomorrow,
you can always hang on to it until it does.

The idea is to die

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

This is a good time

This is a good time to punt work.

Work hard and save your

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will
be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

The wind is like the

The wind is like the air, only pushier.