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Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.

St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?

Paul: My name is Paul.

St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?

Paul: 120K.

St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of money?

Paul: I was a lawyer.

St. Peter: Thats great. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, whats your name?

Roger: My name is Roger.

St. Peter: Hi, Roger. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?

Roger: 60K.

St. Peter: Hey, thats great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a living?

Roger: I was an accountant.

St. Peter: Thats very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, whats your name?

John: My name is John.

St. Peter: Hi, John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you died?

John: About $23,000.

St. Peter: Hey, thats fantastic, John! Tell me, what instrument did you play?

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A: Because hes Haydn!

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A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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