Guitar joke
Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
Archive for the "Music" Category
Bass joke
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Trumpet joke
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.
Viola joke
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.
Saxophone joke
Q: How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A: Add vibrato.
Viola joke
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.
Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
Viola joke
Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Flute joke
Q: Whats the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.
Trumpet joke
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
A: King Kong is more sensitive.
Oboe joke
Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.
