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Musician joke

Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because hes Haydn!

Oboe joke

Q: What are burning oboes used for?
A: To set bassoons on fire.

Viola joke

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
A: Who cares!

Viola joke

Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.
Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

Drum joke

Q: How do you know when a drum solos really bad?
A: The bass player notices.

Piano joke

Q: What key is Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

Banjo joke

Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By their names.

Trombone joke

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
A: The frogs probably on its way to a gig.

Banjo joke

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Violin joke

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: A viola burns longer.