Q: How many school
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Lets see: 2 A+s, 3 As, 5 A-s, 11 B+s, 9 Bs, 21 B-s…
Archive for the "Lightbulb" Category
Q: How many Asians
Q: How many Asians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry.
Q: How many Englishmen does
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it? Its a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
Aerobics Instructor Humor
Q. Whats the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do aerobics instructors and people who make bacon have in common?
A. They both tear hams into shreds.
Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!…Three!…Two!…One!
Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
A. It doesnt matter - none of them exist.
Q. What do you call an aerobics instructor who doesnt cause pain and agony?
A. Unemployed.
Q. Whats the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Q: How many Newtons
Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.
Q: How many New
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity.
Q: How many humans
Q: How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Not sure; I only know it takes only one to press the button which obliterates them all. The problem is estimating how many thousand years will be required to rediscover the technology to manufacture more and replace them.
Q: How many blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.
Q: How many auto
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks hell have to replace the whole socket.
Q: How many mutants
Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two thirds.
