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Yo mama head so bald that when she go to sleep and put her head on the pillow her wigg slip off!

Youre so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.

Why dont you slip into something comfortable. . .like a coma.

you are so fat that when you went on a diving bord every one screamed mini van!

Youre so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, 4th bottle to the left.

Youre so ugly that Id rather look at a camels butt than you!

Mirrors dont talk, but lucky for you, they dont laugh either.

Yo mommas so fat she waves a popsical stick around and cals it airconditioning

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

Certainly, sir, thatll be 1 cent.

One penny?! exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, Yes.

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?

Certainly sir, replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.

How much money? inquires the guy.

Four cents, he replies.

Four cents?! exclaims the guy. Wheres the guy who owns this place?

The barman replies, Upstairs with my wife.

The guy says, Whats he doing with your wife?

The bartender replies, Same as what Im doing to his business.

Your house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.