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		<title>Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear: Journal of Commerce, April 20
Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person: The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
Lack of brains hinders research: The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
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<p>Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person: The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2</p>
<p>Lack of brains hinders research: The Columbus Dispatch, April 16</p>
<p>How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart: Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5</p>
<p>Fish lurk in streams: Rochester, New York, Democrat &#038; Chronicle, January 29</p>
<p>Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com</p>
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		<title>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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		<title>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
Stolen Painting Found by Tree 
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
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		<title>Drunk Gets Nine Months in</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 
Farmer Bill Dies in House 
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
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		<title>British Left Waffles on Falkland</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
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British Left Waffles on Falkland islands 
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 
Eye Drops off Shelf 
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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		<title>With the exception of victimless</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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A purple ladys bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane recently. 
Chairman Billings asked Board members to muster support from parent-teacher groups to support the governors task force on driving while intoxicated. [...]]]></description>
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<p>A purple ladys bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane recently. </p>
<p>Chairman Billings asked Board members to muster support from parent-teacher groups to support the governors task force on driving while intoxicated. </p>
<p>He hasnt even had his day in court yet, but Simon Wynne has been kicked off the ESU basketball team after being arrested and accused of driving a parked car while intoxicated. </p>
<p>Montreal police dont hesitate to use whatever laws, regulations or persuasion they feel they need to control morality in the city and prevent it from getting a foothold. </p>
<p>A college friendship that began a year ago ended in matrimony yesterday.</p>
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		<title>Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 
Shot Off Womans leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
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		<title>Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are</title>
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Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear: Journal of Commerce, April 20
Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person: The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
Lack of brains hinders research: The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
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<p>Lack of brains hinders research: The Columbus Dispatch, April 16</p>
<p>How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart: Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5</p>
<p>Fish lurk in streams: Rochester, New York, Democrat &#038; Chronicle, January 29</p>
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		<title>Never Withhold Herbes Infection from</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Never Withhold Herbes Infection from Loved One 
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 84 
War Dims Hope for Peace 
If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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		<title>Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Fund Set Up for Beating Victims Kin
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
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