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A gentleman fellow was playing a leisurely round of golf one day, when he happened to shoot a hole in one. When he reached down to pluck his ball from the hole, a genie appeared and said she would grant him *ONE* wish.

He complained, saying that usually genies granted *THREE* wishes, not just one, but the genie would not give in. The man, not being well-endowed, wished for it to grow.

With a flash, the genie was gone.

Over the next few weeks, the mans dick did grow … and grow … and grow, until it reached his knees.

Amazed, and somewhat concerned, the man decided something must be done about it. He returned to the golf course and shot thousands of balls until he finally got another hole in one.

Once again the genie appeared and said, Hey, I remember you … what do you want this time? The man gazed down at himself and explained his dilemma to the genie.

So you want me to make it smaller? the genie asked.

Oh, no! the man said. I want you to make me taller.

Dear GOD,

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

Jane

Dear GOD,

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Lucy

Dear GOD,

Is it true my father wont get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Anita

Dear GOD,

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Norma

Dear GOD,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,why dont you just keep the ones you have now?

Jane

Dear GOD,

Who draws the lines around the countries?

Nan

Dear GOD,

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Neil

Dear GOD,

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.

Jane

Dear GOD,

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Joyce

Dear GOD,

Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day

of rest. Tom L.

Dear GOD,

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.

Bruce

Dear GOD,

If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Raphael

Dear GOD,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Larry

Dear GOD,

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.

Sam

Dear GOD,

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Ruth M.

Dear GOD,

I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Nan

Dear GOD,

If You watch me in church Sunday, Ill show You my new shoes.

Mickey D.

Dear GOD,

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Love, Chris

Dear GOD,

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely,

Donna

There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, I will grant you 3 wishes.

The man wished for money. POOF! The genie gave him billions of dollars - more than a man could spend in a lifetime.

The man wished for health. POOF! The genie gave him a perfectly healthy body.

The man wished for happiness. The genie raised his hands to grant the wish, then said, Master, I cannot do that. You need to find that happiness… in your heart. In return for the failed wish, the genie gave the man more money.

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