Haios! » Farmer http://hahaios.com Funny Jokes, Funny pictures, Free Flash Games, Wigi Games Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:22:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 dirty pants http://hahaios.com/dirty-pants/ http://hahaios.com/dirty-pants/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:04:22 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2003/09/23/dirty-pants/ Q: Why do farmers always slap their knee?

A: To get the cow crap off their pants

]]> http://hahaios.com/dirty-pants/feed/ 0 purple mushroom http://hahaios.com/purple-mushroom/ http://hahaios.com/purple-mushroom/#comments Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:12:56 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2003/01/06/purple-mushroom/ “If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.

]]> http://hahaios.com/purple-mushroom/feed/ 0 Helping your father http://hahaios.com/helping-your-father/ http://hahaios.com/helping-your-father/#comments Mon, 06 Jan 2003 16:19:24 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2003/01/06/helping-your-father/ A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

“You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “why don’t you rest a moment, and I’ll give you a hand.”

“No thanks,” said the young man.

“My father wouldn’t like it.”

“Don’t be silly,” the minister said.

“Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.”

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, “Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I’ll give him a piece of my mind!”

“Well,” replied the young farmer, “he’s under the load of hay.”

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