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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

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Caught Sleeping At Work Responses

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Caught Sleeping At Work Responses

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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Maryon Pearson

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

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Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

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Lily Tomlin

Security Man Dreams

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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