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Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands,
but the lady is nervously twisting her hands.

Mary: Patrick. I have something to tell you.

Patrick: Well, whats on your mind? You know you can tell me everything.

Mary: Its so terrible.

Patrick: You know you can trust me. What is it?

Mary: Well, it was a few years ago. Father lost his job, and no money
in sight..

Patrick: So, what is it?

Mary: Oh. We were so desperate. For some time I had to turn … prostitute!

Patrick: WHAT!

Mary: We needed the money so bad!

Patrick: There is no good reason for this! Endangering your very soul!
How could you? YOU! Mary, this is more than I can stand!

Mary: Not you, Pat! No! I thought youd understand. I thought you could
still love me, even though I had been a whore.

Patrick: Oh! …You… Well, thats ok. For a moment I thought you
said protestant!

To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows:

• Day 1: The 10 Deadliest Snakes Fall Tour

  You and a guest will be escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle and examine each of the worlds 10 most deadly snakes.

• Day 2: The Great White Encounter

  You and your tour guide will take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive into the chum-laden water and experience the beauty of the Great White shark.

• Day 3: The Aboriginal Festival of Spears

  You will be the honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of the aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition.

• Day 4: The Crocodile Dundee Petting Zoo

  You will be able to come up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless saltwater crocodiles of the Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked to participate in a croc wrestling exhibition.

• Day 5: Those Marvelous Morays

  This tour will once again return you to the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to hand feed special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand Reef.

We hope you will enjoy your trip!

Your loyal employees.