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Breakfast
1/2 grapefruit
black coffee
1 piece dry toast
1 sm. glass skim milk
Lunch
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The loud repercussions
of diet discussions
Can set you to groaning aloud
By raising the issue
of adipose tissue
With which you [...]

Each day I try
to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group,
the salty snack group, the caffeine group, and the whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is
group.

Only in America…
…do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

He was
only a chocolate chip cookie…
…but I loved him.
I met him at a party. There he was at the end of the buffet….a loner;
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During a get-together
at my sons house, he had prepared quite a feast. In spite of the extra
pounds Id gained the previous winter, I forged ahead and loaded my plate.
"Dad [...]

The second day
of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off
it.
~ Jackie Gleason

A great way to
lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror.
Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.

Monday:
Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste
while brushing your teeth.
Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers", those
little [...]