David Beckham
Why did the chickhen cross the road?
to get to the other side
Why did David Beckham cross the road?
Because he likes chickhens
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Michael Jackson
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!
Michael is dirty
When Micheal Jacksons ex-girlfriend had his baby, Michael asked, Honey, its been nine months. When can I have sex again?
She said, Damn, Michael… at least let the kid learn how to walk first!
Michael and Lisa Maries baby
Right after Lisa Marie had Michael Jacksons baby, they went to see her gynecologist. After the babys exam, Michael asked the doctor, Doctor, how long will it be before we can have sex? The doctor replied, Well, Michael, you probably ought to wait until hes at least 10 or 11.
Michael Jackson joke
What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my sun!
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
A frog goes into a
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, Hello, Patricia Whack. Id like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.
Patti looks at this frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000 and the teller asks him his name, and the frog says its Kermit Jagger, hes the adopted pet of Mick Jagger and that its ok, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything that he can use as collateral. The frog says, Sure. I have this, and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that shell have to consult with the manager and leaves the room. She finds the manager and says, There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know Mick Jagger and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral. She holds up the tiny pink elephant and asks, What the heck is this?
The bank manager looks her in the eye and says:Its a knick knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old mans a Rolling Stone.
Sneaky Jackson
Why does Michael Jackson put dairly on his nob
Afghanistan comedian
Q: What do you call a comedian in Afghanistan?
A: Larry the Kabul Guy.
Michael Jackson and PS2
What do Michael Jackson and a PS2 have in common?
They are both made out of plastic and little kids turn them on.