Michael is dirty
When Micheal Jacksons ex-girlfriend had his baby, Michael asked, Honey, its been nine months. When can I have sex again?
She said, Damn, Michael… at least let the kid learn how to walk first!
Archive for the "Celebrity" Category
Michael Jackson and PS2
What do Michael Jackson and a PS2 have in common?
They are both made out of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Priest and Michael Jackson
What did Michael Jackson say to the priest when he saw a five year old boy?
Hands off! I saw him first…
oh what
What do Britney Spears and a computer have in common?
Their both cheap, white, and plastic….
the pink porceline pig
a frog goes into a bank and and wants to get a loan the bank teller says,whats your name? Kermit jagger the frog says.
like mick jagger? she says. yeah hes my dad. well what do you have to give us for security? i have this the frog says and pulls out a pink porceline pig the teller says hold on ill go check this with my boss, so she asks her
boss, whats this? he says well i think its a Knick Knack paddywack give a frog a loan his old mans a rolling stone.
Michael Jackson - new book
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jacksons new book?
A: Its called, The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing
Spice Girl Replacement Candidates
Spice Girl Replacement Candidates
1. Cher or Madonna [Old Spice]
2. Jewel or Dolly Parton [Spice Rack]
3. Cindy Lauper [Freaky Spice]
4. Courtney Love [Scarier Spice]
5. Marilyn Manson [Scariest Spice]
6. Pamela Lee Anderson [Silicon Spice]
7. Monica Lewinski [Gagger Spice]
8. Ellen Degeneris [Muncher Spice]
9. Anne Heche [Licker Spice]
10. Shannen Doherty [Nutty Spice]
11. Hillary Clinton [Bitchy Spice]
12. Anna Nicole Smith [Shallow Spice]
13. Christina Applegate [Brainy Spice]
Q. What is the
Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with
…the other is used to carry groceries.
Celebrity Camps
Tommy Lees………………Camp Kickachick
Monica Lewinskys………Camp Suckaweewee
President Clintons……….Camp Getahoochie
Ellen DeGeneress……..Camp Lickacoochie
Kenneth Stars……………..Camp Catchacrook
O.J. Simpsons…………….Camp Killachick
Lorena Bobbits…………..Camp Cutaweewee
Tonya Hardings………….Camp Clubaknee
Susan Smiths……………….Camp Blameabrotha
Pamela Lees……………….Camp Lottatatas
Michael Jacksons……….Camp Wannabewhitey
Louis Farakahns…………Camp Killawhitey
Q. How do the little
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jacksons ranch know when
it is bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
