Easiest way to figure the
Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.
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As the economy gets better,
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
The Bloody Fucking Bank
If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year, only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank.
Logically…. Those 2 banks will merge and will be called “The Bloody Fucking Bank”.
Estridges Law: No matter how
Estridges Law: No matter how large and standardized the marketplace is, IBM can redefine it.
Progress is made on alternate
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
If we learn by our
If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education!
If there is a 50-50
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.
If guns are outlawed, how
If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
A President of a democracy
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
Never bet on a loser
Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.
