Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…
Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!
Archive for the "Blonde" Category
A Bad Day
How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her cigarette!
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Nasty blonde
there was a redhead, brunette, and a blond all drunk in a bar.when the redhead saysim so loose i could stick four fingers in my p****. so then the brunette says im so loose i could stick my fist in my p**** but then the blond doesnt say anything so the redhead saysyo blondy what can you do? but all of a sudden the blonde starts to slide down the stool.
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax now
in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G. S. T.
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A Golden Retriever.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look! Donut seeds!
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refriderator cold.
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her shes pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: Is it mine?
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
