Haios! » Blind http://hahaios.com Funny Jokes, Funny pictures, Free Flash Games, Wigi Games Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:22:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 A blind man in a store http://hahaios.com/a-blind-man-in-a-store-1/ http://hahaios.com/a-blind-man-in-a-store-1/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:34:01 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2006/07/28/a-blind-man-in-a-store-1/ A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, What are you doing?!! The blind man replies, Just looking around.

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There are 2 blonds sitting on a porch in Kansas looking at the moon.

1 blond says to the other, which do you think is closer? The moon or Texas?

The other blond says duh!Can you see Texas?

]]> http://hahaios.com/stargazing/feed/ 0 Blind question and answer jokes http://hahaios.com/blind-question-and-answer-jokes/ http://hahaios.com/blind-question-and-answer-jokes/#comments Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:08:10 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2005/09/18/blind-question-and-answer-jokes/ Q: Why dont blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

]]> http://hahaios.com/blind-question-and-answer-jokes/feed/ 0 A blind man vists the state of Texas http://hahaios.com/a-blind-man-vists-the-state-of-texas/ http://hahaios.com/a-blind-man-vists-the-state-of-texas/#comments Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:08:09 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2005/09/18/a-blind-man-vists-the-state-of-texas/ There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, Wow, these seats are big! The person next to him answered, Everything is big in Texas.

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, Wow these mugs are big! The bartender replied, Everything is big in Texas.

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, Second door to the right. The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, Dont flush, dont flush!

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Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says You cant bring that dog in here unless you tell him its a seeing-eye dog. The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says Hey, you cant bring that dog in here!

The second man replies This is my seeing-eye dog. The bartender says, No, I dont think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs. The man pauses for a half-second and replies What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?

]]> http://hahaios.com/seeing-eye-dogs-2/feed/ 0 A blind man in Texas http://hahaios.com/a-blind-man-in-texas/ http://hahaios.com/a-blind-man-in-texas/#comments Fri, 28 Jul 2006 16:34:00 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2006/07/28/a-blind-man-in-texas/ There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, Wow, these seats are big! The person next to him answered, Everything is big in Texas.

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, Wow these mugs are big! The bartender replied, Everything is big in Texas.

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, Second door to the right. The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, Dont flush, dont flush!

]]> http://hahaios.com/a-blind-man-in-texas/feed/ 0 dicipline your blind kid http://hahaios.com/dicipline-your-blind-kid/ http://hahaios.com/dicipline-your-blind-kid/#comments Sun, 23 Oct 2005 16:10:59 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2005/10/23/dicipline-your-blind-kid/ how do you diciplie a blind kid?…………………..

You move the furniture around.

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]]> http://hahaios.com/blind-man-3/feed/ 0 yo mama http://hahaios.com/yo-mama-23/ http://hahaios.com/yo-mama-23/#comments Sat, 15 Oct 2005 16:10:22 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2005/10/15/yo-mama-23/ yo mama is just so stupid

]]> http://hahaios.com/yo-mama-23/feed/ 0 Blind Man at a Beach http://hahaios.com/blind-man-at-a-beach/ http://hahaios.com/blind-man-at-a-beach/#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2005 16:09:28 +0000 admin http://hahaios.com/2005/10/04/blind-man-at-a-beach/ How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isnt hard…

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