Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords
Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too [...]
Q: How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?A: Add vibrato.
Q: What costume did Bill Clinton wear to a Halloween party that scared everyone to death?A: He came dressed as a two-term president.
One day a kid was walking down the street and was getting all of these funny looks.He waent to his girlfriends house and her mom ansered the door.She screamed and said that he wasnt aloud to see her any more.When he went home more people were starring and laughing.As he walked to his room his [...]
Una pareja de granjeros estaban haciendo el amor y, en plena sesión, el granjero le toca los senos a la mujer, los acaricia y le dice:
¡Ajuaaah! si estos senos dieran galones de leche, botaría a todas las vacas de la granja, ¡ajuaaah!
Luego le acaricia el trasero y le dice:
¡Oooh! ¡si este trasero pudiera poner [...]
Here is a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but it may be interesting deciding what you would do.
The situation: You are in the Midwest, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised, and infrastructure destroyed. Lets say youre a photographer out getting [...]
She drives a Red Sport Car.
She has a hyphenated last name.
She thinks Cooking and Fucking are two cities in China.
Yo mama so skinny, I gave her a red hat and a fake mustache and people called her Paper Mario.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.